The Freemasons Now Bull Shit Free

Yeah, you conspiracy buffs are going to fucking HATE this one.

So the Freemasons, yeah, people have said a lot about them haven't they?  I suppose that's what you get when you are a hush-hush oh-so-secret secret society.  The more you try to keep things to yourself, the more people are going to talk about you.

Unfortunately for the Masons, it's currently the Libertarians that are targeting their insanity on them.  The Alex Jones types.  The types that believe in their heart of hearts that there is a vast global conspiracy of blood sucking lizard aliens that are working towards a New World Order & somehow it all comes back to Kenneth Jones & the movie V.

Now, normally I take great pleasure in making fun of the Libertarians & their theories about FEMA death camps & Jewish conspiracies & how the Death Star was really behind the 9-11 attacks.  I know it's mean to make fun of the mentally retarded, but those are the types of crazy that I really can't resist.

BUT...in this case they kinda do sorta maybe have a vague point.

What?

Well,  the Freemasons are not the evil conspiracy monkeys that the retarded conspiracy monkeys claim they are.  But that doesn't mean that they didn't do their fair share in forging the destiny of the globe & bringing about a new world.

Actually, just from their position alone, the Freemasons sorta kinda had to.  There was really no way a lot of history could have unfolded without their help....even if they weren't really trying to help.  I mean they have their symbols carved into every part of the United States.  And let's face it, more than any other group, the Freemasons deserve to have their heraldic imagery on US currency & in the capital building & wherever they want it to be.

I mean, if it wasn't for the Freemasons we would all be speaking English right now?

What?

It goes beyond that, if it wasn't for the Freemasons, the Mexicans, the Peruvians, the Ecuadorians, the Colombians, & the Bolivians would all be speaking Spanish right now.

What?

And that's just the Americas.  If you look at the people of the world, the Freemasons were instrumental in assuring that they were free not to speak the language that they are currently speaking.

But don't worry, it has nothing to do with Jewish conspiracies, Lizard Aliens, or New World Orders.  Bull shit like that is just the nature of a hush-hush organization, or at least a good hush-hush organization.

So...what are the Freemasons?

Well, if you ask some of them & ALL of the Alex Jones idiots they are actually the Knights Templar.

The First Crusade captured the Holy City in 1099 & since it was held by the "friendlies" again there were thousands of Europeans making pilgrimages to the Holy Land & with travelers comes highwaymen &, congratulations, they had to find a way to protect the good guys from the bad guys.

So two knights, so poor that they only had a single horse, asked for the right to guard the pilgrims.  The Pope granted them that right & the Knights Templar were formed.

They got their name because they asked for a base of operations in the Holy Temple, or what was left of what people thought was the Temple after Titus had destroyed it's sequel.  And they took to sleeping in the stables.

So there you go, you have the Knights Templar, why they were formed & how they got their name.

So now, in the modern age we have conspiracy theorists saying that the Knights Templar are the Freemasons & we have Freemasons saying that they are the Knights Templar.

If they are the Knights Templar, they are ignoring some of the basic tenets of the knighthood.  For instance:

1. Knights Templar don't fuck.  They are a monastic order & fucking is a sin.
2. Knights Templar do not bathe.  Bathing makes you attractive to the opposite sex & that leads to fucking.  Bathing also is a form of grooming & that means you are vain & not humble like Jesus.

You get the point.  The Knights Templar were all about the not fucking.  They were also all about the Catholicism & more importantly they were all about the warrior monk thing.

They sort of thought of themselves as ancient Jedi Knights.  The irony there is that today we sort of think of them as ancient Jedi Knights.  But they thought they were the first Jedi Knights, before the movie & before the men at Fort Bragg thought they were Jedi Knights because of LSD & MKULTRA.

Clearly not much has changed.  It's just odd that the Templars came up with the idea of a Jedi Knight about a thousand years before the great George Lucas.

So what do we know about the Templars?  We know that out of the fucking blue they became super powerful.  They became a powerhouse in Europe that served the papacy & not the kings who only vaguely served the papacy & sometimes were served by the papacy.

Savvy?

That wealth & loyalty to God & not king meant that they pissed off the kings & the wealth was a nice little treat for the kings that were bankrupt because they were busy fighting everyone that they could, Muslim & Christian & Pagan & Butcher & Baker & Candle Stick Maker.

So....Here is where the conspiracy starts.

The Pope turned against them & France turned against them & arrested a lot of them & the vast Templar fortune that they had accumulated through running the banks in the Holy Land disappeared & the Pope couldn't find it & neither could the king of France.

So the legend goes that the Templars went to Switzerland & started the Swiss banking system with that money that no one could find & then they sailed a fleet of ships to America & hid the money in the money pit & sailed back without telling anyone that they rediscovered America & then they went to Scotland, with all that money that no one could find & fought with William Wallace.  And then, shortly afterwards they founded both Scottish Right Freemasonry & the Illuminati in Bavaria & then started submitting to the Rothschild family that controlled the US Federal Reserve before the Federal Reserve or America were ever rediscovered...again.

Savvy?

Freedom!!!!!

The thing is, well, you know how idiot conspiracy theorists & racists say that the "Jews have all the money?"

It's because of a thing called usury.

Usury:  Noun: The illegal action or practice of lending money at unreasonably high rates of interest.

It is actually a sin.

Despite what the moral majority & the born again crowds in America will tell you, charging interest on loans is very anti-Christian.  You are NOT allowed to do it.  A loan is a loan & you can hand them out, but not accept more than you loaned in the first place.

We had that one on the books because of the hissy-fit Jesus threw in the Temple over the money lenders.

That's why we have horrible racist slurs like "Shylock" in reference to the Jews, because Shakespeare is the fucking man & we picked up a lot of words, good & bad, from him...& Joss Whedon...& because the Jews could run a banking industry in the Middle Ages were as the Christian religion forbade its followers from money lending & banking as a whole.

Let's not forget that first & foremost, the Knights Templar were a religious order:

They were not only religious, but Catholic as well.

What does that mean?

No Usury & No banking so no fortune from that banking.

We get the story because the Knights Templar issued the Middle Age equivalent of a travelers check to pilgrims to help protect them from highwaymen, but their strict religious views forbade them from profiting off of it.

The fortune that the Pope & the king of France were after was simply land.  It was the Middle Ages, food was more important than gold & silver.

That means that the fortune used to start the Freemasons is not Templar in origin & the conspiracy theories that the Libertarian conspiracy monkeys believe is also less than kosher.

Still, we do have the Masons to thank for his attitude:

 OK, so it's not the Templars.  Then where do the Masons come from?

Possibly York, not Scotland & possibly because of the Regius Poem also known as the Halliwell Manuscript which is 64 vellum pages of poem that is sort of the first principle of what we know as Freemasonry, or, rather, what we know of as Masonic beliefs.

Now the script refers back to events that happened in the early 900s which predates the Knights Templar by about 200 years & its origin was in a completely different country.  The Templars were French & the Halliwell Manuscript is extremely English.  I mean, it was written in early English at a time when the nobility of England still spoke French & Latin & not English.

So at least we know that the origins of Freemasonry predates the Templars & we also know that the belief structure behind Freemasonry differs vastly from the extremely Catholic medieval Knights.

Then, in 1482 there was the Matthew Cooke Document, which is the second oldest text  documenting Masonic beliefs. 

So clearly the Masonic order has been around for some time.  But it wasn't officially founded until 1717 which makes its foundation in Scotland a bit younger than Braveheart who was killed in 1305.

So, what is Freemasonry?

It is a secret society & that is really the most important thing we need to know about it.  The other devastatingly important thing is that it is not the Hellfire Club, it was founded as a group of craftsmen, it's roots are humble & it's history is pedigree.

We mentioned before that, yes, the Masons were responsible for starting a new world order & they honestly are.  They kinda sorta started a lot of the Enlightenment, or, more accurately, the moved the Enlightenment from paper to the material world.

For a long time, & even today, class doesn't & didn't really matter when it came to who can be a Mason.

Trust me, I know a tattoo artist in Savannah Georgia that is active in the local lodge.  Super nice guy, kick ass motorcycle, but not anywhere near wealthy.  Cash wealthy.  He is wealthy in life, he has a cool loving wife & a loving goat that his brother-in-law gave him.

Moving on....

The point is, Masonry isn't an organization for the elite uber-rich.  Anyone can join despite class, wealth, & social standing.

Simón Bolívar was a Freemason.  And the fact that he was a Freemason made him as successful as he was in breaking free of the yoke of Spain.

Paul Revere, the man, not the horse, was also a Freemason.

It seems like everywhere you look there is a Freemason involved in revolutionary activity.  Well, there is a reason for that.  Masonic lodges are a secret society thing, they allow people to talk & plot without having to worry about who is listening in.

They also allow people like Adams & Revere & Washington to openly meet & conspire without drawing too much attention to themselves.  Revere, in the English controlled colonies was not someone that the landed gentry could talk to without drawing questions.

My dear, that is simply not done.  A man of Hancock's class would never lower himself to talk to the likes of Paul Revere.  And let's not forget that Paul Revere had a pretty good amount of influence on the tradesmen who would fight for the Revolution, not just pen it.

Connections like that are super important.

But they were also connections that the strict class structure forbade. 

That is, of course, unless they were in a Masonic lodge where class was left at the door.

The Masons are at the heart of every revolution, particularly the ones during the Enlightenment, but it wasn't because the Masons were actively trying to carve a New World Order with the Lizard Aliens & the Illuminati.

It was really a class issue.

The Freemasons were open-minded in an era when the different social classes mingled even less than they do today.  And that allowed for an exchange of ideas.  It allowed for the free exchange of ideas & it allowed people of power, wealth, & influence to hear & see & get to know the people that were being oppressed by the old system,

The tree of liberty, after all, has to be refreshed by the blood of patriots & tyrants & it can only get refreshed with the free exchange of ideas.

During the enlightenment you had the Masonic lodges that created the first wave of revolution that brought down the old order.

For the second round it was forged in the Universities that the Masonic orders helped to create.

That exchange of ideas is a clear & present threat, even today.  That's why we target things like Freemasonry & Universities & the intelligentsia. Because it's not people that bring down the old order & advance society for the better, it's the free exchange of ideas that do it.

Ideas are a lot harder to kill than people are. In order to kill them, once they take root, you have to prove that your idea is better & that is much harder than killing Guy Fawkes...who was NOT a Mason.

I'll leave you with this: